The Truth Hurts

Last night, my good friend Tommy took me out to a belated birthday dinner. We were discussing all of our happenings since the last time we met - incidentally at his 30th birthday celebration.

"I've got a new blog," he said.

"Oh, really? You should send me the link. You know, I've got a new blog, too."

"emdashery? The one you never write on?"

Ouch.